That says love

Last Friday my 4 year-old nephew, OH, asked my sister in law to draw a picture of herself on a Ritz cracker with spray cheese-in-a-can.  When she gave him the cracker he took one look at it, smiled sweetly and said, "Mommy, that says love." 

The next day my brother went out to buy a new microwave.  He asked OH what kind of microwave he wanted.  OH paused, tapped his cheek with his finger while looking up and thinking, and finally answered:

"One with tiger stripes that roars when you open the door."

He was disappointed when he saw the one they actually got.